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  ytseconan
 
04:47am 24/05/2016
 
mood: nostalgic
What is this shit
 
     

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sorry my friend is playing Predator on old school NES! 
  ytseconan
 
11:39pm 23/11/2005
 
mood: metal withdrawal
Turkey giblets!!!
 
     

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Must-Yells. 
  ytseconan
 
02:21am 03/11/2005
 
mood: fairly metal
Taco-Man came by!!

Who likes nachos?!!

G-E-W-D, gewd!!!!

Bewieve it oh not, I'm wawkin awound, I nevuh thought I could twick oh twee-hee-heet!!

I'm sad that I'm flying!!!

DONNIE, YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR ELEMENT!!!

LEEKO! LEEKO! LEEKO!

I'm a squeaky guy! I got squeaky pants! Come check out my squeaky pants dance!

Squee squaw squee squaw squee squaw punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity punkity!

Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER! Pont-REER!

Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!!

THIS IS MAH FUNNAY VOOOOIICE!!!

The nevuh-ending sooodaa!!

Kelsey Grammar!!

I hate that fwikkin' mawshmallow!!!

I was raised by a cup of coffee!!

I can do it!! I will do it nine times!





... there are plenty more, I'm sure. Once they are thought of, updates will be made.

Any Mitch quote is also quite grood. Great and good.
 
     

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Mitch quotes, more than three. 
  peartnoy
 
12:15am 03/11/2005
 
mood: bouncy
MitchCollapse )
 
     

))1 Bulldog Ate Matt Damon's Sour Banana Cream Mac and Cheese / Say Baby Do You Wanna Lay Down With Us?((

 
fawoija;flkgawpo 
  ytseconan
 
12:09am 28/02/2005
 
mood: extremely not metal
Nick...


Your head asplode.
 
     

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They've always told you that selfishness was wrong, but it was for me that I came to make this post. 
  peartnoy
 
09:56pm 15/02/2005
 
mood: giggly
I'm probably the only one who will enjoy this, but too bad. I'm a Rand geek. Deal with it. Um. Bitch.

The 25 Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During SexCollapse )
 
     

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Y'Ima just gonna sit here and cover the Scorpions in man gravy 
  peartnoy
 
12:06am 15/02/2005
 
mood: amused
title or description
 
     

))3 Bulldogs Ate Matt Damon's Sour Banana Cream Mac and Cheese / Say Baby Do You Wanna Lay Down With Us?((

 
Yima Casey Kasem and I'm gonna tell you what you won. 
  peartnoy
 
11:30pm 14/02/2005
 
mood: totally crushing
title or description
 
     

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Y'ima just gonna sit here with the pope and abuse doves. 
  peartnoy
 
02:25pm 04/02/2005
 
mood: amused
title or description
 
     

))2 Bulldogs Ate Matt Damon's Sour Banana Cream Mac and Cheese / Say Baby Do You Wanna Lay Down With Us?((

 
Amazing Jesus cock how sweet the sound. 
  peartnoy
 
12:18am 03/02/2005
 
mood: bouncy
Jewff: So what fun filled biblical studies are to be had this God loving weekend?

St. Ryanus XIII: Well Friday I assume we will dine on the bread of Jeebus and drink holy water... then Saturday we will all go to St. McGuffy's to sing praises of the Lord and listen to those great Christian groups "Bless" and "Ratt Crucifix."

Jewff: Then we musn't forget how on the lords day we shall overindulge on holy water again while watching of the holy tossing of the flesh of pig even though none of us really care about the goings on of the flesh of the pig but we are watching it any way as the disciple Josh has demanded that we do so so that he may make bets and make money in the name of the lord to spend on condoms and doobies so he can shmoke shome weedies while he fuckie like a duckie in the name of God.

Jewff: And then the chaste Jesus will shout in all of thine ears as he is a bitter God hating son of a bitch who needs some nookie. Won't thine virgin lay thine lips upon the lord?

St. Ryanus XIII: Say virgin won't you lay thine lips upon me?

Jewff: For the lords cock is mighty big and oh but it is very good. How we must spread his seed upon the land but wash it up after awhile as it is quite sticky. Then thine sluts will rejoice for the juice has been saved.

Jewff: Yea' as I walk through the valley of beabage and death I fear not for the lord is hard and mighty lonely.
 
     

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The Metal Knights... Four?!?!?!?!?!OMGWTFLOL!!!??!? 
  ytseconan
 
10:23pm 30/01/2005
 
mood: EFFING METAL
Due to tonight's events, I would like to be so bold to propose the members of the Beabage community and blood brothers of the Metal Night ... um... bretheren... that we welcome a new member into our group.

The Metal Knight Jeff has already agreed with I aboot welcoming this very metal person, so all we need is your approval, oh grand Nick.

Josh Baldwin has more than proven himself worthy to Jeff and I tonight. He mooned several people, yelled "I'm Rick James and I want to tickle your peenie" into a drive thru, as well as left Chris behind (temporarily) at a Walgreens, and was just endlessly hilarious the whole night. He honked and yelled at every passing car on the way home and was singing Tommy the Cat the whole night.


Yes, my fellow Knights, I propose a fourth member.


So...?
 
     

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Y'I'ma just gonna sit here and play my bass and tackle Canadians. 
  peartnoy
 
12:14pm 30/01/2005
 
mood: amused
title or description
 
     

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YARGGABARGGAGARGAA!!!!!!!!!! 
  peartnoy
 
01:53am 30/01/2005
 
mood: enraged
NOGAABABRAGGENBURGER!!!!!

Cody you're grounded.

CHLOWMP!!

Oh crap.
 
     

))3 Bulldogs Ate Matt Damon's Sour Banana Cream Mac and Cheese / Say Baby Do You Wanna Lay Down With Us?((

 
Reach-around 
  ytseconan
 
02:04am 08/01/2005
 
mood: metal
I don't know about you guys, but I'm in need of a good reach-around.
 
     

))1 Bulldog Ate Matt Damon's Sour Banana Cream Mac and Cheese / Say Baby Do You Wanna Lay Down With Us?((

 
 
  peartnoy
 
12:58am 24/12/2004
 
mood: metal
ClickCollapse )
 
     

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Y'I'm a....umm...I forget 
  peartnoy
 
02:38am 23/12/2004
 
mood: hot 14 year old action metal
picture blah blahCollapse )
 
     

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Stinky poo... Lickin' poo 
  ytseconan
 
03:01am 18/12/2004
 
mood: psycho metal
This is just some of the genius of Nick Turner:

dar'gosufjbgsdofigh here take this

there was an earthquake in my pants

there was an earthquake in my pants and japan went bye bye

teh howwdie there you jap

teh loogie in my mouth smothered hawaii today

tidal spooge

tarzan riding teh wild ape

space....not the final frontier

school food....the ultamate frontier

holy shaved ball sacks batman

wow nippies taste good

new zealand felt my ballsack today....they liked it

fried penguin jizzz

camara poo

ill just go up and take a shit in one of the tanks(me) only if i can video tape it(guy at work)

ZOOOOOOOOOOM

i have returned

i am SHATNER

hey shatner man can you save me

do you have a beabage? no? well then fuck off and die

mother fucker

mommy he made me cry

can i call you mommie

ello mommie i was going to save him but he didnt tell me he had a milf

milf

milf

mifl

so hott....want to touch nevada

hookers stabbing pussies

stabbing hooker pissies

pissies are fun for all the little boys

i want a pissie in my stocking

ME: I'll take a pissie in your stocking.

ill take a shit in your weed if you know what i mean

while nebraska watches

ME: I'll weed your shit from the worms in your bunghole. Nebraska is a little piggy from the fallen star known as wiener sausage sandwich.

florda is shap-ed like a penis

it is a small penis

small penis florda

ME: Proud to be an American, home of the small penis state.

i was in teh fjooking state of my back seat once or twice

no small penis there

stick it in her ass

stick it in her ass

fjoooooook it till it dies!!!!!

she wont shit right for a month

ME: I'm totally putting everything you're saying in Beabage.

well if you can fit that in your beabage my kid will come oot full grown

zombie beabage is cumming to take my penis

ha ha

TIDAL WAVE OF CUM

ha

and a danty little scottish pussy for little nicky

cuz nicky liky teh good scottish pussy


Do we need any further proof that teh Nick is teh insane and teh hilariouso?
 
     

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Tit and beabage-less 
  peartnoy
 
12:13am 09/12/2004
 
mood: metal blah blah
Filling her beabage to keep me level
Jam another peenie down her hole
Spooging to the rhythm and the echo of her spermicidal virus
One that pushes a load out and leaves me so

Desperate and beabage-less
I'm so tit and beabage-less over you

Someone spank my monkey while I eat her soft vagina
Fist inside her urethra as I penetrate her bottom

Desperate and beabage-less
I'm so tit and beabage-less over you

Little virgin go away
Cum again some other day
The stripper licked my ear today
I'll never hear a quief you say
He promised I would find a little beabage
And some piece of ass
Whatever just as long as I don't feel so

Desperate and beabage-less
I'm so tit and beabage-less over you
Desperate and beabage-less
I'm so tit and beabage-less over you
 
     

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The Stripper Who Loved Me 
  peartnoy
 
12:03am 09/12/2004
 
mood: stripper love metal
Say hello to the stripper's twat-ography
It holds quite a lot of beabage with your face down on it
Say hello to the stripper giving head
You can't see her but you know I'm hard so don't neglect it

I'm taking her home with me all dressed in lace
She's got cum all over her face
She's getting wet for me I can see it in her eyes
She acts just like a stripper with all the other guys

Say hello to all the semen in her asshole
They were once in your testes but you squeezed them out while sleeping
Say hello to all who've penetrated her behind
It's even more a part of your life now that you can't touch it

I'm taking her home with me all dressed in lace
She's got everything I need, I'll filll her beabage up
She's getting wet for me I can see it in her eyes
She acts just like a stripper with all the other guys

Say hello to the stripper's twat-ography...
 
     

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  darklordchaos
 
01:53am 08/12/2004
 
mood: FJOOKING METAL

Teh nick

i really like the second dick to 6 degrees

Teh nick

*disk

Teh nick
*dies at typeo

Teh jeph:

*FJOOKING DIES*

Teh jeph

That was awesome.

Id sell my soul my self esteem one dollor at a time for just one kiss one taste of you my magdalena says:

thats great

Teh jeph

Yeshies

Teh nick
so how do you like the second dick to six degrees?

Teh jeph

It's a bit sticky.

Teh nick

i think it is a little salty too

Teh jeph

I think I accidentally squirted the second dick to six degrees all over the tattoo stripper girl.

Teh nick

*dies

Teh nick
          
it wassnt an accedent when i did it to her

Teh jeph

Yeah true

Teh jeph

She almost drowned when I did it though, I had to throw here a life jacket.

Teh nick

yeah i can see that happening but i really dont want to see that

Teh jeph

lol

Teh nick
im sure she had fun

Teh jeph

Yesh

Teh jeph
That's probably why she did it five times.

Teh nick
five
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive8===========>---*

Teh Nick
 farted te he

Teh jeph
tee hee

Teh Nick
ti hi

 
     

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